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People vs. Volcanoes: Place Your Bets

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Volcanic eruptionIf you have a good bearing, know of human nature, and want to pick up some quick cash, take your laptop and head to the nearest Republican watering hole -- one with wifi -- and chat up some suits.  You're stalking big game and bar bets.

Set up your computer, going on purpose to FOX or some other right wing site, to set the mood, so everyone can see it, displayed right on the screen.  Start up some chit-chat, about good web sites to check things, places that can be trusted.  You might have to suggest some fact-based sites, so be ready to suggest some.  Once there's agreement, go to your next move.

Prime the pump a little, chum the water, get another bourbon and water, ask all around you, "Whaddya think of this 'Global Warming' stuff?"

They won't be able to resist, once you hit their "Global Warming" buttons, the ones installed by the Bush and the Rush.

Once it's pretty well settled it's all goose snot, that it's all crap, then, spring your trap.  Here, you may want to slur your speech a little to set the hook, to make it seem like they'd be shooting fish in a barrel.

"I bet people make at least as much of that greenhouse gas, that CO2 stuff, as volcanoes do, maybe even more -- whaddya wanna bet!"  Don't overdo it here -- maybe bump your glass into another just a bit.

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