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... In other news, Yoosa (TM), the country formerly known as The United States of America, Amuhrikuh, 'Merica, 'Murricuh, and so on, was sold today to the highest bidder.

Never you mind who.  It's none of your business.

Please report to the Reassignment Station in your neighborhood.  Your new overlords want to give you a thorough looking-over, before they decide on an appropriate wholesale price for your ass.

Tune in every day at this time, on this device, for important news on your updated citizenship category status, family reassignment area by gender and age, food and sleep center assignment, voting recommendations, New World Service School announcements, and for information regarding your own zone-address of personal service and master's name, minimum length of service period, your brick-shitting quotas, and so forth.

Please do not take anything with you to your neighborhood Reassignment Station.  Whatever you need will probably be provided.


That is all.

For the moment.

We'll let you know.

When we feel like it.

Get back to work.

Love and kisses,~The Rich & Powerful, Inc.


and: http://www.mcclatchydc.com/2014/04/02/223198/supreme-court-strikes-down-aggregate.html?sp=/99/200/365/

and: http://www.nytimes.com/2014/04/03/us/politics/supreme-court-ruling-on-campaign-contributions.html?hpw&rref=politics&_r=0

Today's Bonus:

The Bill of Rights: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Bill_of_Rights

-- enjoy them while you can: http://www.archives.gov/exhibits/charters/bill_of_rights_transcript.html

You there -- never mind about that well-regulated militia stuff!  Back to work!  Now!

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