Note: Full disclosure, and for the record, I continue to be impressed with the reporting from the Evver-Luven News Division. Their staff always manages to ferret out the most unusual stories, somehow beating all other news agencies to the punch.
The following account by their reporter, Royal Shambles, is one such example.
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As press conferences go, it was an un-shocking, non-breakthrough announcement from the Regional Integrated Group-Householded Television Network Association of Associations and Amalgamated Organizations, Unlimited, sporting specific advice for television viewers this political season: "Hit the 'off' button and turn on your mind!"