As radiation drifts westward from the recently battered Land of the Rising Plume, the U.S. is taking all necessary precautions to prevent a nuclear disaster on their own soil. Quickest to do their part appears to be the Environmental Protection Agency, which intends to counter harmful radiation exposure by proclaiming radioactive contamination now safer than ever!
DAMN RIGHT: Gaining exposure
A magnitude 7.4 earthquake has struck the Northern Molucca Sea region in Indonesia, the United States...
Responding to public health concerns about microplastics and pharmaceuticals in the nation's drinking water, the Trump...
