TV News LIES

Monday, Oct 22nd

Last update05:20:13 AM GMT

You are here News Editorials Alex Baer: Oh, Goody: Oyyow.

Alex Baer: Oh, Goody: Oyyow.

E-mail Print PDF

Alex BaerWonderful.  We've managed to get through another set of political conventions.

Frankly, this is tantamount to celebrating a fleeting victory over jaundice,  a temporary flare-up of malaria, or an ongoing resurgence in hemorrhoids.

If I didn't know better -- and I'm not sure that I do, not anymore -- I'd say someone slipped some blotter-paper acid, or mind-warping alien spores, into my preventively-medicated, yeast-enhanced beverage.

Of course, it could also be that the candidates themselves have divvied up the hallucinatory goods, right before each one got off their respective Gravy Trains, for their respective stops at Podiumville.

# # #

Flashback:

February 9th, or June 13, 2015, whenever - The Deal Is Struck

After a round of rock-paper-lunkhead, the two candidates shrugged, and agreed among themselves:  Donald flipped back a raft of the brown acid -- yes, the one everyone was warned to stay away from in the 60s -- while Hilary downed a hefty pitcher of way-too-happy, super-smiley-faced Kool-Aid.

Ever since, Donald's people have been pumping the brown acid into his hyper-eager supporters' supplies of air, food, and beverages.  Hillary's staff has meanwhile been been trying to overcome the enthralled throng queueing up for Bernie's Blues Brew, begging and pleading for supporters to help themselves to her Kool-Aid, instead, and drink some down -- one, twice, three times for good measure.

And so it has gone, just as agreed and foretold by mystic with Magic-8-Balls:  The Amazing Mister Braindamage versus The Serene Little Matchgirl emerge victorious, with Bernie's Brew watered down and slung aside, thrust on the heap of Valid Reasoning and Clear Choice.

Yes!  We did it again!  Everybody's a winner!  We're Number One!

Most Recent Related Stories...


James Comey: The F.B.I. Can Do This

James Comey on kavanaughThe F.B.I. is back in the middle of it. When we were handed the Hillary Clinton...

Bob Alexander: AUTOPSY

Ronald Reagan in The KillersOne of my favorite movies is director Don Siegel’s 1964 remake of The Killers. It was...

Bob Alexander: Night Stalkers

Night StalkerThis is how Mrs. Dudley, the caretaker’s wife in Shirley Jackson’s The Haunting of Hill House,...

Fusion GPS: The Republicans' Fake Investigations

Fusion GPS and the Russia probeA generation ago, Republicans sought to protect President Richard Nixon by urging the Senate Watergate committee...
 
America's # 1 Enemy
Tee Shirt
& Help Support TvNewsLIES.org!
TVNL Tee Shirt
 
TVNL TOTE BAG
Conserve our Planet
& Help Support TvNewsLIES.org!
 
Get your 9/11 & Media
Deception Dollars
& Help Support TvNewsLIES.org!
 
The Loaded Deck
The First & the Best!
The Media & Bush Admin Exposed!