Trying to follow the slow-motion demise of The U.S. of A. has turned  me into Jo-Jo the idiot circus boy after being given an exploding cigar  laced with a low grade nerve gas. It’s hard to make sense out of things  when my neurons are winking out one by one like cheap Christmas tree  lights. It’s a bad acid trip on every level I can think of. 
On  one hand we have a complete fraud as a president. While campaigning he  presented himself as a force of change, but after being elected only  changed things for the worse. Unless of course you’re talking about the  members of the moneyed class. For those guys he did everything they  asked him to except stop being a black guy.
On the other hand we have four grotesque parodies of politicians  vying for the Republican nomination: A blow dried Citizen Kane, a horny  Stay-Puft Marshmallow man, a Google search term, and Rumplestiltskin.
Texas Political hack and lobbyist Bill Miller was the first person who said, “Politics is show business for ugly people.”  And the presidency is the Academy Award bestowed by The Elite to their  favored sycophant. The quality of the candidates, including the  incumbent, proves conclusively that the position of president is a role  played by whichever sock puppet the corporatocracy chooses for us.
 
There’s  something going on in the United States beside a nervous breakdown. And  we don’t need pundits … we need some good crime reporters on the news  every night. And then maybe a couple of miracles.
		
 


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