Reflections, Refractions, Distractions

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JP Morgan's shut / Holy See's bank account, re: / transparency, see?

One bank push will do / the trick - take the whole thing down. / We want this, you-me?

In Kuwait, Kazakh's / shoot-team won a gold medal: / Borat anthem, erred.

More than 200 / "dry" U.S. counties persist. / "How dry I am" airs.

New Mozart piece found - / Austria, when he was ten. / Mozart's dad's tunes, too.

"Hobbit" casting call: / guys, 5-feet-2; gals, 5 feet. / "Shortish" in leg's cool!

Juliane Koepcke: / 17, fell two miles: plane / split, she survived plight.

Woman, aged hundred / and one: paraglide record. / Guy fakes birdman flight.

Hunting for Earhart; / cat falls 19 floors and lives: / Pacific-Boston.

Yawning's suspicious. / We fall for so much.  Home spies  /  love us to bustin'.

Razor wire cut!  / Ow! So far, the plan's working:  /  FEMA's here -- OK!

Oh, before we guards / forget:  Please be sure to have ...  a very nice day!