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Author:  mga [ Fri Sep 08, 2006 11:24 pm ]
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he almost met an early end to his evolutionary cycle the other morning.

i was in the bathroom, getting dressed, or, rather ready for the day. i usually do all this nude....doesn't everyone?

anyways, as i was taking out life's frustrations on my teeth by brushing vigorously, i must have been shaking a bit much. the bathroom is the cat's hangout...he sleeps there, he unrolls the toilet paper, plays in the toilet, and sometimes finds the shower stall rather amusing, especially after one is done taking a shower because the water might be dripping a bit after being turned off. as i mentioned before, he's fascinated by water.

anyways, the bathroom is his now and no one can go in there with out him running in behind you. so, like i was saying, i must have been "shaking" a bit much and he must have thought there was a huge rat between my legs. now, did you really think i was going to refer to my male anatomy as a "little mouse"???

well, he decided he must attack that big "rat"....from behind he jumped....fortunately for him, and for me, of course, he was in a playful mood and didn't have those damn claws extended. well, believe me, no one can say cats are dumb animals, because the minute he heard the explicit language i was throwing at him, he ran out of that room faster than i could get the third cuss word out of my mouth.

now, i'll wear my sweat pants if he's in there. i've always been an animal lover all my life and i've had a wide variety of pets, but this cat certainly has the ability to test it...lol but, hey, he has plenty of good features about him.

Author:  sadie53 [ Sat Sep 09, 2006 12:21 am ]
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This is a true story. Many don't believe it but my ex personally worked with the guy who was off work because this happened.

This is rather graphic. Sorry but I don't know how to tell it delicately.

Bob was lying in bed nude watching television. His cat jumped up as usual but because he was lying so close to the edge of the bed the cat "sort of" lost his footing. His claws tore the man's scrotum. He had to literally pick up one of his innards (balls) and go to the emergency room to have it put back in and be stitched up.

He said it was the scariest thing that ever happened to him.

This is where all you guys say OUCH.

Author:  CrimsonEagle [ Sat Sep 09, 2006 12:36 am ]
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Thanks for the laugh mga:)

Quote:
This is where all you guys say OUCH.


Actually, my face scruched up in horror and I said a bit more than OUCH.

Author:  mga [ Sat Sep 09, 2006 12:53 pm ]
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sadie53 wrote:
This is a true story. Many don't believe it but my ex personally worked with the guy who was off work because this happened.

This is rather graphic. Sorry but I don't know how to tell it delicately.

Bob was lying in bed nude watching television. His cat jumped up as usual but because he was lying so close to the edge of the bed the cat "sort of" lost his footing. His claws tore the man's scrotum. He had to literally pick up one of his innards (balls) and go to the emergency room to have it put back in and be stitched up.

He said it was the scariest thing that ever happened to him.

This is where all you guys say OUCH.


holy shit!!!!!! imagine explaining that one in the ER. jesus...i can almost feel the pain.

i'm definately wearing clothes around the cat after reading that one!

Author:  Nina [ Sat Sep 09, 2006 7:29 pm ]
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Had me laughing there mga but after reading what sadie wrote I stopped!

Author:  mga [ Sat Sep 09, 2006 7:36 pm ]
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Nina wrote:
Had me laughing there mga but after reading what sadie wrote I stopped!


ha...me too!!!!!!!!

in fact...i had to contemplate on what that poor guy went thru.

Author:  dori [ Sun Sep 10, 2006 7:56 pm ]
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Sadie, you might have just saved mga a lot of pain and, can you imagine the embarrassment?

Yes, cats can be much too playful!

Talk about your 'never to be forgotten' moments.

dori

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